Recently those delightful Ultramontanes over at the Eternal Word Television Network (EWTN) took some time to explain to the ignorant masses why God wants us to torture random Muslims. And because Barack Obama doesn’t want to torture The Muslims, being a secret African Muslim himself, God is quite peeved at him. Read on…
Posts Tagged ‘Wingnuts’
John McCain Desperately Seeking Bemedaled Bigots
Thursday, February 4th, 2010Heroic patriot Sen. John McCain is working hard to keep The Gays from taking over the U.S. military. The trouble is, the military seems willing to welcome its new Homosexual Overlords. Our favorite war-loving senator is having trouble finding any military leaders to defend the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy, which has so far been preserving Western Civilization. Read on…
Don’t You Give Money to Those Haitians
Friday, January 15th, 2010One of our nation’s great patriots has pointed out that it’s un-American to help the un-white victims of the earthquake in Haiti. Because, you know, you already gave at the office. And besides, compassion is a librul vice. Read on…
Devil-Loving Haitians Get What They Deserve
Wednesday, January 13th, 2010Did you know there was some earthquake in Haiti? Apparently this is some non-Murkin country. Anyway, it was only a matter of time until we learned the full story about that. And as you might have guessed, it involves our loving, wrathful God. And the Devil. Read on…
Real Good ‘Artist’ Proves Jesus™ Is Murkin
Tuesday, December 29th, 2009So wow. A real honest-to-goodness “conservative artist” has created a masterpiece showing Jesus delivering the United States Constitution to the world Murkins, to the apparent displeasure of Godless people like scientists and such. Read on…
Wingnut Site Incurs Demonic Wrath of Google
Tuesday, December 29th, 2009A visit to RedState.com is always good for a few laughs. Their parallel universe is especially fruitful for fearmongering. Read on…