Posts Tagged ‘Severe’

John McCain Desperately Seeking Bemedaled Bigots

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Heroic patriot Sen. John McCain is working hard to keep The Gays from taking over the U.S. military. The trouble is, the military seems willing to welcome its new Homosexual Overlords. Our favorite war-loving senator is having trouble finding any military leaders to defend the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy, which has so far been preserving Western Civilization. Read on…

Man-Hating Teachers Intent on Destroying Military, Beginning with Dodgeball

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

You know it was only a matter of time before libruls tried to invite an invasion by those sneaky, health care-lovin’ Canadians by destroying our military. But who would have guessed they’d begin with a Godless attack on dodgeball? Read on…