We adore the Supreme Court, especially with Justices Alito, Scalia, Thomas, Roberts and Kennedy holding fast against faddish inventions like the “television” device. The young kids are all twenty-three-skidoo about these novelty machines, but the Justices wisely advise a wait-and-see approach before going dad-gum crazy over consarn foolish ideas. Read on…
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Supreme Court Takes Stand Against New-Fangled Devices
Friday, January 15th, 2010Don’t You Give Money to Those Haitians
Friday, January 15th, 2010One of our nation’s great patriots has pointed out that it’s un-American to help the un-white victims of the earthquake in Haiti. Because, you know, you already gave at the office. And besides, compassion is a librul vice. Read on…