Posts Tagged ‘Guarded’

Supreme Court Takes Stand Against New-Fangled Devices

Friday, January 15th, 2010

We adore the Supreme Court, especially with Justices Alito, Scalia, Thomas, Roberts and Kennedy holding fast against faddish inventions like the “television” device. The young kids are all twenty-three-skidoo about these novelty machines, but the Justices wisely advise a wait-and-see approach before going dad-gum crazy over consarn foolish ideas. Read on…

Don’t You Give Money to Those Haitians

Friday, January 15th, 2010

One of our nation’s great patriots has pointed out that it’s un-American to help the un-white victims of the earthquake in Haiti. Because, you know, you already gave at the office. And besides, compassion is a librul vice. Read on…