Heroic patriot Sen. John McCain is working hard to keep The Gays from taking over the U.S. military. The trouble is, the military seems willing to welcome its new Homosexual Overlords. Our favorite war-loving senator is having trouble finding any military leaders to defend the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy, which has so far been preserving Western Civilization. Read on…
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John McCain Desperately Seeking Bemedaled Bigots
Thursday, February 4th, 2010Government of the Corporations, by the Corporations and for the Corporations
Thursday, January 21st, 2010No doubt you have been appalled at the shameless oppression of corporations in this country. They exist in a state little better than slavery, unable to even express themselves for fear of being thrown into prison. That’s why we must celebrate their liberation today by the Supreme Court. Our long national nightmare is over! Yay, civil rights for all corporations! Read on…
Supreme Court Takes Stand Against New-Fangled Devices
Friday, January 15th, 2010We adore the Supreme Court, especially with Justices Alito, Scalia, Thomas, Roberts and Kennedy holding fast against faddish inventions like the “television” device. The young kids are all twenty-three-skidoo about these novelty machines, but the Justices wisely advise a wait-and-see approach before going dad-gum crazy over consarn foolish ideas. Read on…
Evil ‘Avatar’ Director Peddles Communism and Compassion
Tuesday, December 29th, 2009So you think you like James Cameron’s “Avatar.” Shows how much you know. This so-called movie, which is no more than thinly-veiled propaganda, is actually part of a secret Communist plot! Read on…