Archive for the ‘The Red Cross’ Category

Don’t You Give Money to Those Haitians

Friday, January 15th, 2010

One of our nation’s great patriots has pointed out that it’s un-American to help the un-white victims of the earthquake in Haiti. Because, you know, you already gave at the office. And besides, compassion is a librul vice. Read on…

Guantánamo Muslims to be Cruelly Wrenched from Resort Lifestyle and Torture They so Enjoy

Friday, January 8th, 2010

Meh. Guantánamo. First of all, we need it to exact terrifying revenge on random Muslims picked up along obscure roads, and to torture them into submission. ‘Cause hey, Islam means “submission,” amiright? So there should be no mercy for them. Also, Guantánamo is actually kind of like a spa resort. Read on…