One of our nation’s great patriots has pointed out that it’s un-American to help the un-white victims of the earthquake in Haiti. Because, you know, you already gave at the office. And besides, compassion is a librul vice. Read on…
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Don’t You Give Money to Those Haitians
Friday, January 15th, 2010Guantánamo Muslims to be Cruelly Wrenched from Resort Lifestyle and Torture They so Enjoy
Friday, January 8th, 2010Meh. Guantánamo. First of all, we need it to exact terrifying revenge on random Muslims picked up along obscure roads, and to torture them into submission. ‘Cause hey, Islam means “submission,” amiright? So there should be no mercy for them. Also, Guantánamo is actually kind of like a spa resort. Read on…