Recently those delightful Ultramontanes over at the Eternal Word Television Network (EWTN) took some time to explain to the ignorant masses why God wants us to torture random Muslims. And because Barack Obama doesn’t want to torture The Muslims, being a secret African Muslim himself, God is quite peeved at him. Read on…
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Guantánamo Muslims to be Cruelly Wrenched from Resort Lifestyle and Torture They so Enjoy
Friday, January 8th, 2010Meh. Guantánamo. First of all, we need it to exact terrifying revenge on random Muslims picked up along obscure roads, and to torture them into submission. ‘Cause hey, Islam means “submission,” amiright? So there should be no mercy for them. Also, Guantánamo is actually kind of like a spa resort. Read on…