Recently those delightful Ultramontanes over at the Eternal Word Television Network (EWTN) took some time to explain to the ignorant masses why God wants us to torture random Muslims. And because Barack Obama doesn’t want to torture The Muslims, being a secret African Muslim himself, God is quite peeved at him. Read on…
Archive for the ‘Libruls’ Category
Government of the Corporations, by the Corporations and for the Corporations
Thursday, January 21st, 2010No doubt you have been appalled at the shameless oppression of corporations in this country. They exist in a state little better than slavery, unable to even express themselves for fear of being thrown into prison. That’s why we must celebrate their liberation today by the Supreme Court. Our long national nightmare is over! Yay, civil rights for all corporations! Read on…
Don’t You Give Money to Those Haitians
Friday, January 15th, 2010One of our nation’s great patriots has pointed out that it’s un-American to help the un-white victims of the earthquake in Haiti. Because, you know, you already gave at the office. And besides, compassion is a librul vice. Read on…
Guantánamo Muslims to be Cruelly Wrenched from Resort Lifestyle and Torture They so Enjoy
Friday, January 8th, 2010Meh. Guantánamo. First of all, we need it to exact terrifying revenge on random Muslims picked up along obscure roads, and to torture them into submission. ‘Cause hey, Islam means “submission,” amiright? So there should be no mercy for them. Also, Guantánamo is actually kind of like a spa resort. Read on…
Man-Hating Teachers Intent on Destroying Military, Beginning with Dodgeball
Wednesday, December 30th, 2009You know it was only a matter of time before libruls tried to invite an invasion by those sneaky, health care-lovin’ Canadians by destroying our military. But who would have guessed they’d begin with a Godless attack on dodgeball? Read on…
Evil ‘Avatar’ Director Peddles Communism and Compassion
Tuesday, December 29th, 2009So you think you like James Cameron’s “Avatar.” Shows how much you know. This so-called movie, which is no more than thinly-veiled propaganda, is actually part of a secret Communist plot! Read on…
Real Good ‘Artist’ Proves Jesus™ Is Murkin
Tuesday, December 29th, 2009So wow. A real honest-to-goodness “conservative artist” has created a masterpiece showing Jesus delivering the United States Constitution to the world Murkins, to the apparent displeasure of Godless people like scientists and such. Read on…