We are on a countdown to Apocalypse. The Canadian dollar is expected to be worth more than the U.S. dollar sometime this year. And that will be the end of all that is good and holy.
That is, of course, if a “Canadian bank expert” can be believed. This expert is positively cackling with demonic glee over this impending catastrophe.
And who let the Canadians have banks, anyway? No doubt the damn Democrats.
First of all, you should know that the so-called Canadian dollar is not Real Money. For one thing, it is not even paper, but a coin! That clearly proves their malicious intent. And there is no mention of God on their money! By definition, their money is Godless! This is clearly demonstrated by the fact that their coins have no Decent Protestant Gentlemen on them, only animals. Which, of course, the Canadians worship.
Once the maniacally Pantheistic Canadians have brought America to its knees with their Godless money, you know what comes next: invasion. For centuries they have been eagerly awaiting the day when they could take over our fine Christian Nation in their lust for Hulu. Once our Canadian overlords have enslaved us, you know the final indignity will be their ruthless imposition of free health care. Then all hope will be lost.
Arise, Patriots©! Especially you who can see Ottawa from your houses. Demand that this evil nation be obliterated before their common sense, thrift and tolerance threaten our downfall.