So you think you like James Cameron’s “Avatar.” Shows how much you know. This so-called movie, which is no more than thinly-veiled propaganda, is actually part of a secret Communist plot!
Everyone’s on to its sinister motives. Come on, you must have noticed its appeals to compassion, not letting greedy corporations kill people, and (gasp) science. It is pure unadulterated Communism, for people who hate America. And God hates it too, because he wants Murkins to plunder the wealth of every place they can get to, or even imagine! And did you notice the skimpy costumes and flowers and such? It’s The Gays at it again. All the forces of evil are joining together to kill Murkins!
You know who else made propaganda movies? Hitler. Cameron is the Leni Riefenstahl of the 21st Century. Because Communism is basically the same as Nazism, in that it’s not Murkin. Like Canada.
Of course it’s no news that Hollywood is out to destroy America. Their terrifying blood lust knows no bounds. But what would good, decent white Murkins do without a teevee in front of the couch or a night out at the multiplex? Read? Oh come now, reading is for libruls. It’s dangerous.
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Oh you think you’re so smart. Typical liberal. God hates you.
Wow, I had no idea Cameron was a communist. How scary!
I thought a murkin was a feminine hairpiece? Oh no, that’s a merkin.