So wow. A real honest-to-goodness “conservative artist” has created a masterpiece showing Jesus delivering the United States Constitution to the world Murkins, to the apparent displeasure of Godless people like scientists and such.
One Jon McNaughton, apparently an avid disciple of the grand master of schlock Thomas Kinkaid, the “painter of light,” has produced a sublime masterpiece that is not at all blasphemous. Of course, it would be blasphemous if God did not deliver the Constitution from the skies, or Jesus didn’t love Murkins specially, or if all Murkin wars were not great and noble things. But since we know all this is true, it’s not blasphemous, ‘kay? (At that link you can mouse over the images to read about all the good and evil people!)
Ahem.
Anyway, the great artist has produced this masterpiece for us all so that we can be afraid of any number of librul types. You know, judges and lawyers and reporters and college-educated people like that. Jesus hates them because they don’t worship his Constitution. Instead, they focus on silly quotes taken out of context, like equal rights and all that crap. So be very afraid of the libruls, who want to tear up Jesus’ Constitution by claiming ridiculous things like separation of powers or limiting the executive branch. This will get us all killed!
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